The 24 funniest parents on social media this week

Hi I have a question about kids and listening and that question is when do they start doing that

— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 17, 2020

“I thought they’d never leave!”

Me, referring to my family who just stepped out without me.

— Nigerian Mommy (@nigerianmommy) August 15, 2020

I dreamt of a lot of things that would happen when I was a mother one day.

My toddler waking me up to tell me “the floor is wet from my pee but don’t worry, I cleaned it with a pillow” was not on that list. Parenting is full of surprises y’all.

— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) August 15, 2020

My five year old nephew on being told we're going for a walk: I came here to have fun, I didn't come here to go outside.

— Author Abby Jimenez (@AuthorAbbyJim) August 16, 2020

watching politicians discuss why we need mailboxes and how to get a tv star out of the white house while I browse kids desks on amazon to prepare for homeschooling while crying because i gave up sugar is NOT how i answered the five-years-from-now interview question

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 18, 2020

Four year olds will wake you up from your nap to tell you to enjoy your nap. Savage.

— Marissa ✋🏼BIDEN/HARRIS 💙 (@michimama75) August 16, 2020

My kids were fighting over a giant ball of white and blue play doh, and I’m not sure what gave me more anxiety: the fighting or the fact that they mixed play doh colors.

— momwithaboysname (@momwithaboysna1) August 18, 2020

My son just informed me that Betta fish prefer to be left alone and highly value personal space. This fish is quite literally my spirit animal.

— Christina Crawford (@mommy_dopest) August 17, 2020

Award for the best actress goes to my 7YO for her performance as a starving deprived child right before bedtime

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 17, 2020

I want Michelle Obama to run every aspect of my life right down to my bangs.

— redyellowgreendance (@RYGdance) August 18, 2020

Are you happily married or did your husband just walk past the full trash can for the 3rd time?

— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) August 16, 2020

My wife has started watching TikToks on our TV instead of her tablet - what fresh new hell is this?!?

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 16, 2020

College kid calls after 11pm and asks if I’m sleeping. Well yes, because it’s Monday night and I’m 48. Feel free to call back at a reasonable hour though, like 5am, when I’ll be wide awake.

— BeckyWasHere (@anotherbecky429) August 18, 2020